Just, Don't Do It!
It goes without saying that someone's property is out of bounds to anyone else unless the owner grants you access. Still, this lady's T-shirt seems like a trap that will get you on her wrong side because it's definitely not appropriate to swipe her bosom, regardless of what her garment says.
We must say the idea is brilliant as we do not think there's anyone who would dare to do what the slogan says without facing some severe consequences. It could even pass as a subtle reminder for people to keep off. This is a pure representation of what we should always do; respect other people's privacy despite the situation.
Geographic Proclamation
It takes loads of confidence to wear some outfits out in public for the sole reason that one will attract a lot of attention. Still, this lady didn't mind one bit, rocking her T-shirt imprinted with information about Florida. Nonetheless, we doubt the phrase has anything to do with the geography of the state.
We have to give her credit for her confidence to wear this outside her home. Yet, it wouldn't be surprising if she got stopped by terrain enthusiasts who would love to debate with her on the topic. Given a chance, would you walk around in this garment? We don't think we would!
At Your Own Risk
There are different levels of cheeky, but we have to agree this one right here takes the crown. The only thing is, we're not sure if the lady in this photo is actually single and just playing games or if she is serious about ruffling her boyfriend's feathers.
Her beautiful face and alluring smile aren't doing any justice to those who would think of following the instructions either. Someone should probably warn her that there are people who take dares seriously and will try to kiss her. Well, that would provide some noses for her boyfriend to break if he gets them. Joke's on the duo if he is small framed though.
The Mystery of the Misprint - Collage or College
The caption on this girl's tee got us a tad confused. We can take it two ways—since she looks like an undergraduate, either she misspelled or misprinted the word college, or she is an art major who genuinely loves collage.
It's not common to find people who are so loud and proud of being fans of collage, the simple art of sticking different things onto a background. We'll never know if this pretty girl meant it or made do with the misprinted tee because she loved it anyways. Whatever the case, she certainly looks super cute in the tee, and we hope she enjoys her college days.
A Futile Effort at Fishing for Compliments
It's not uncommon for someone to fish for compliments. Some even look adorable doing it but not this girl in the picture. There's no doubt she looks gorgeous and is well aware of that fact. She is probably used to getting praised for her flawless appearance.
The caption on her tee irks us, though, as it calls out people for not being as fit as her. No one needs to be reminded that they do not have the "ideal" frame that society deems fit for a woman. We will peg it to her ignorance and hope she spends her time actually fishing since she's already on a boat, sailing out into the ocean.
An Unfortunate Slip of a Tongue
Funny prints on T-shirts have been a rage forever, and we honestly do not think it'll ever go off. The world keeps coming up with hilarious ways to spruce up regular tees. Still, the oversized tongue emoji on this clothing has us a bit uncomfortable.
It's not so much the colorful print itself but the way it alludes to a cringe moment, given the picture is of two people standing close. It indicates a sense of closeness that would make one assume they are partners; if not, that misplaced tongue could create a world of awkwardness for the two. Nevertheless, as this image has been circulated online, it's too late to take it back or make it private.
The Monroe Happenstance
When stepping out, most of us make sure we're dressed in something that makes us feel confident to face the day, and this lady was no different. The girl looked stunning in her Marilyn Monroe T-shirt, with a broad smile proving that she was having a great time.
In what we think is pure coincidence, it looks like "T-shirt-Monroe" is taking a bite. How is it that the photographer didn't notice this? Still, it's a good thing that the image was taken when the internet was not as prevalent as it is now, lest they would've made for a viral meme.
A True Chick Magnet
What can we say if not good for this guy, whose situation perfectly matches the writing on his T-shirt? It would have been quite humiliating for a "chick magnet" to be without a lady by his side. Well, our guy here is an actual chick magnet because the person seated beside him is a lady — such a beautiful one, too.
This must be what people mean when they talk about the power of manifestation. It sure does work wonders, and this is all the proof we may need. So, shall we hop onto this manifestation train? Well, as long as there are no limiting policies to it, we're in!
When Shirts Spell the Truth for the Day
Whoever came up with the phrase for that T-shirt must have had a vision. Did the man subconsciously reach for that particular piece of clothing in the closet while getting ready for the day? He had a hunch maybe, that things would not go his way, and he better be dressed for it.
Kidding aside, the man must have been in serious trouble, seeing the cops caught him in broad daylight. Yes, the T-shirt speaks his state of mind loud and clear, but he could've tried to be on the right side of the law to prove that wrong. After all, aren't we responsible for how our every day turns out?
Belonging to the Belieber Club
Our first thought on seeing this picture of two boys sporting matching tees with a 'Real Men Respect Bieber' print is that they belong to one of the many Justin Bieber fan clubs. Yet a closer look at the words makes us question their intention. Aren't all men real men? Is there a distinction among the male species we aren't aware of?
The boys are clearly at a concert, probably excited to watch Justin perform any number of his amazing songs. While that seems like a sure-shot way to show their love, we hope they learn to be humble and respectful towards their fellow men like the Canadian musician has always been.
There's Something for Everyone
Without a doubt, this guy is one of the most self-aware and confident lads we have seen. His tee is as witty as it is genius and what better way is there to feel fantastic in your skin than self-humor? While he cannot be divided among the ladies, the lad has cut all the avenues anyone could use to make fun of his size.
Body shaming has been somewhat of a problem online as well as offline, and we have to commend this young man for his self-belief. Nonetheless, he is right in that there is someone for everyone and we hope he got himself a date.
We Don't Get It.
While some writings on a T-shirt are pretty straightforward, we are scratching our heads with this one, wondering what it means. The "I'm sorry little friend, I was hasty you are not a duck" phrase is what we're having some trouble decoding. Who was it addressed to?
We're sorry that your buddy mistook you for a duck, whoever the little friend is. It could be his pet chicken or goose, and in that case, we hope the lad would do better by showing up with some treats for his pet and try to slow down next time instead of being so hasty in their interactions.
I Did the Thing
Most times, people are too quick to judge a person by their physical appearance without actually stopping to consider what they might have been through. Nothing puts these people in their place better than this man's T-shirt print. He is telling them point-blank he only looks like this because he beat anorexia which is a funny but sensible thing if we're to say.
While he may need to work on shedding a few pounds now, the guy strikes us as someone who will be wearing an "I beat obesity" T-shirt soon enough. After all, he looks like someone that won't stop till things are going as he wants.
Crap, We Can't Unsee It.
If the "crap your hands" phrase written on this guy's sweatshirt wasn't followed by "make some noise," we'd all think he is a snob who sees our hands as nasty but, thankfully, that isn't the case.
This manufacturer must either have been someone with an "r" and "l" problem and got them mixed up when he was printing this or they did it intentionally, meaning for it to be a joke. Either way, we think it is hilarious and will lighten up anyone who sees it. That's if they aren't some sort of grammar police on the lookout, of course!
Almost? Not Quite, Darling
Here, we have another episode of manifesting. Fame has become one of the most coveted things these past few years. We would also want to be famous and maybe even manifest it, so we get this lady’s ambition. Nonetheless, the "almost" part hasn't proven to be true as we have neither seen her before nor heard anything about her.
Still, we must say that she would probably cut it considering she is strikingly beautiful. We can only wish that this lady’s dream comes true and hope she understands that like most things, there are both sides of the coin when it comes to being famous.
At Least She Gave a Heads Up
Let's get this straight; one of the things that can ruin any public gathering is bad food. If that doesn't do it, what happens to people who are not able to digest that bad food properly would. In an instant, an unpleasant smell fills the room and everyone starts to look at one another as if blaming the other person.
Yes, we are talking about farts. Of course, everyone looks at the person who lets it out with disgust, but at least this woman gave everybody behind her a heads up. Now, the people behind her in the line have plenty of time to escape and take cover.
Desperate Much?
Rejection is something that we all try to avoid because nobody wants to feel bad about themselves. Yet, one way or another, rejection catches up with some of us. While some people are pros at handling it, there are some other people who simply don’t know how to take this situation.
Take this guy for example; we suspect that he got rejected by the girl next to him and instead of walking away like a gentleman, he decided to wait for the girl to get drunk so that she could change her decision. If that is not desperation, we don't know what is!
Mic Drop
Old people are amazing. They have seen a lot in their lives and it's always great when they get the chance to share it with those around them. Old people generally have an image of being soft human beings who have no harmful intentions but this grandpa is surely not the stereotypical oldie.
Not that we are accusing him of carrying harmful weapons or anything like that. Still, his swag is enough to cause emotional damage. Taking a closer look would make one realize that his cute pink shirt isn't that cute after all. All the guys in the park at the time would have had to stop for a second and contemplate their relationships.
Obsessions Are Not Healthy
Love is an inbuilt tendency in the nature of human beings and it comes out in various forms. Love is one of the purest feelings, yet some kinds of love can be harmful to us. For example, some people love to complain, some love to poke their noses into others' business, and some love to eat.
While the third one seems to be pretty usual, an obsession with it can become pretty harmful. Don't believe us? Take a look at this T-shirt that belongs to someone who loves food so much that he is obsessed with it. Well, we can only hope everything turns out well the next time he pays a visit to the doctor's office.
Warning Signs Redefined
Warning signs are lovely. Not that they look pretty or anything, but they do a lot to protect us from getting ourselves into trouble. So, we pay huge respect to the people whose job is to get these signs up so that we can always remain protected.
Still, our utmost respect goes to this lad. The young man is a walking warning sign for people out there. With his hand covered in a cast, there would be no doubts about his tendency to do unwise things. Hats off to him for letting the whole world know to stay wary of him.
Making a Strong Monetary Statement
When you are young, it’s natural to feel invincible and capable of achieving anything you set your mind to. The two girls in the picture look confident about not needing money. They are also sure that money needs them. It sounds incredible, no doubt, but only experience will teach you that this idealistic view is practically impossible.
Maybe someone should save this picture and show it to them a few years later when they’ve added some experience working hard to make money. We wish them all the best in their future pursuits, and hopefully, they will soon realize only one of them was right.
Never Mix Gym and Tonic
The words gym and tonic may be a play on a cocktail, but they do not go together, especially if you are working out regularly to stay fit. So, it’s not the best word choice as a print on workout gear. Still, it does sound refreshing like the drink itself, and we have to admit, it’s funny too.
It could be a reference to a song released by that name in the late 1990s by a British duo named ‘Spacedust.’ Its music video featured an exercise workout, which to date makes it to the ‘worst videos’ list of ‘VH1.’ Either way, the phrasing is not the coolest one to get printed on a tee.
Yes to Models, No to Anyone Else
Haven’t we all learned about confidence being the key to success? The tea stall owner has made them his mantra and tries to wear that attitude on his tee for all to see. He is super confident in his worth despite the circumstances that have him looking worse for wearing in not the cleanest clothing.
People may laugh at his overconfidence in thinking he’s fit only to date models, but nothing is impossible for a person with the right attitude and willingness to work hard. This image has us smiling at the subtle humor in words in contrast to the seriousness of a man focused on making a delicious cup of tea.
The Big Bang Mapping Error
Someone got the continents mixed up and went ahead and printed it on a tee-shirt. The big contoured map is that of Africa and not Asia. We wonder if the designer made the error or if it got lost in transit and the printer misprinted it. Since it has reached the store, we can safely assume it’s been exhibited for sales despite the glaring mistake.
Some customers may laugh it off and buy it since it’s funny, and others may not purchase it for that very reason. What if they walk around wearing that tee-shirt, and people assume they are ignorant? Maybe the store manager offered them a discount to finish the stock.
When the Boy Caused a Minnie Embarrassment
Imagine getting ready to dine out with friends, and you pick a random tee to match your brand new yellow dress shorts. Everything is hunky-dory until you reach the restaurant and see Minnie Mouse being the emcee for that night’s party. The moment becomes tense as she spots the images and the words on your tee.
What follows is precisely the same as this picture. Minnie pointing to the words across the tee on your chest with her eyes firmly shut in second-hand embarrassment while you, just like the boy in the photo, wishes nothing more than to time travel back to pick different clothing. Else, if only the floor could swallow you whole.
The Don'ts of Life
Thinking is one of the advanced human abilities that separates us from the rest of nature. Imagine you were taught everything wrong in your impressionable years of education and then pushed into a career where you don't know your job! The best way to not end up like this is perhaps to focus on your mental abilities.
Doing spontaneous things is good once in a while, especially if you're learning important lessons through them. However, if one keeps making mistakes without learning from them, life becomes a huge loop of stunted growth. A T-shirt quote that tells one to "Think Less" might not convey the best message to the audience unless it's taken as a joke.
The Reverse of a Proposal
What's the best way to get a woman's attention? This man has cracked the code and gotten it printed on his T-shirt. Blaming an entire gender for his failure to get married, he is surely turning heads by walking around in that.
A debate on what wave of feminism we exist in might not be easy to hold but this man's question needs an urgent answer. Are women still afraid to make the first move? Should only men be kneeling to pop the question? The quote on the T-shirt may not be entirely feminist but it is trying to overturn the gender hierarchies in some way.
Wrong Confessions
There are some things that you don't want everyone to know and wearing them on a T-shirt is doing the opposite of that. People are always concerned about hygiene especially when it comes to public places and it becomes our responsibility to utilize resources without making a mess.
Peeing in your pool might be okay if no one else uses it. Nonetheless, there is a designated place where one goes to do that; the washroom. Wearing a T-shirt that says "I pee in pools" just reinforces the idea that it's okay to do that when it's not! It might even cut your chances of being invited to pool parties.
Hustle Culture Rules
Where do you normally go to find some motivation in life? Imagine just walking someday and you read a quote on someone's t-shirt that speaks to you. This could have happened if you were anywhere near this woman wearing a T-shirt with a motivational quote on hustling.
Working hard can bring good results but it is not the only thing that matters. With a better understanding of mental health, we should realize that the key to success lies in the balance of life. Working hard and hustling will prove our chance at success like the woman's T-shirt puts it but maintaining a balance between work and life is pivotal.
Safety Belts In Your Thoughts
Keeping safety in mind is important when it comes to following the rules of the road. Nonetheless, there is something more important than thinking; acting. It is important to act per your thoughts when it comes to safety rules. This man in a neon T-shirt might be saying the right thing but he's not doing it right.
Assuming that someone would be a safe driver because they know driving rules would be a mistake. Maybe, if we turn the man around we might find the other half of the quote he's trying to convey. Well, we would never know now.
Meet Gramps, the "YOLO" Captain
Have you ever heard the youthful swag "YOLO?" The Gen-Z lingo barely flies under the adult radar. Still, from time to time, people are found with the shorthand motto, "You Only Live Once," breaking age-appropriate boundaries. Just like this cool grandpa with the fringe trim, who boldly showed up in full acronymic clipping emblazoned on his chest.
Well, the grandkids would now comprehend that even gramps knows how to have fun. Props to his risk-taking sartorial choice and dashing glasses which made quite the impression. Nonetheless, before anything gets lost in translation, let's remember to heed gramps' advice that we should live not just once but every day of our lives.
You Should Have Listened
Sometimes the universe finds a way to warn us of impending back luck, like when we pull out a shirt from our clothing rack that screams ominous. Still, not everyone believes in superstition; like this guy who is now trapped in a grassy crash right by the lake. He certainly had it coming when he chose that tank.
Thankfully, their mothers are not here for the yacht-cruising, or these boys will never hear the end of it. They shouldn't have missed the turn when it's so brashly slapped on their faces. Perhaps next time, they can heed the tee-print advice or let someone else take over as captain of the vessel.
This Guy Swallowed Air
Unlike any other hilarious tee slogans, this one is something bowel specialist might hang by their clinic portal. Though one would have to be entranced to put this up to their alley, there's no doubt that catchy taglines make good marketing buzz. Matter of fact, a Chevron logo parody inspired by the said mantra has been making rounds, showing a great knack for comedy.
Now, that's a way to tell the world that you're gassy. There's no need to go public, though, if you've swallowed air because that wind in your gut shall pass. Revolting for sure, but this funny tee print is utterly charming and incites a good laugh.
You Got the Wrong Guys!
Remember how the '90s were ruled by grunge music? Well, Nirvana was the band that took it to the mainstream. Years later, their loud protest tracks and uncaring style are still greatly revered. Of course, the three-piece crew's long shock of hair was part of the decade's obsession. So, if the rock band's mane game is to go by, this funny tee switch-up is warranted.
The ensemble in the shirt is the Hanson brothers, who look like the juvenile version of Nirvana. Naturally, we can't fault whoever printed the apparel in question. Yet, if any hardcore fans spot this sketchy mischief by the racks or on the street, get ready to be schooled of the Nirvana ways.